1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn’t concentrate.2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn’t suited for it — mainly because it was a sew-sew job.4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.5. Then, tried being a Chef β figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn’t have the thyme.6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it…. couldn’t cut the mustard.7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn’t noteworthy.8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn’t have any patience.9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn’t fit in.10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income.11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian β until I realized there was no future in it.14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND I FOUND I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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How did you get my resume?
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Lol
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Wow, enjoy your retirement πππ
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Hahah, these are so bad they’re brilliant! x
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Love this!βΊππ
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You know itβs a joke though! Iβve not really had so many job π
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I had a hunch, yes π
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That made me laugh!!!!! π. Cute!!!!!
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LMAO that was deliciously funny!!!!!!
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ha ha!!!
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Very drole.
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Hahah… Very cute! Still smiling…. π π
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What a great poem. It made me laugh. If only I was near retirement age.
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