A police officer stops a motorist speeding along a main road.
“But officer,” the man says, “I can explain….” “Be quiet,” snaps the officer,
“I’m going to let you cool your heels in a cell until the chief gets back.”
“But officer, I just wanted to say…..” “And I say keep quiet. Your going to jail.”
replies the officer. A few hours later the officer looks in on his prisoner and
says, “Lucky for you the chief is at his daughters wedding. He’ll be in a good
mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it.” answers the motorist. “I’m the groom.”