Speeding motorist!

Speeding motorist

A police officer stops a motorist speeding along a main road.

“But officer,” the man says, “I can explain….” “Be quiet,” snaps the officer,

“I’m  going to let you cool your heels in a cell until the chief gets back.”

“But officer, I just wanted to say…..” “And I say keep quiet. Your going to jail.”

replies the officer. A few hours later the officer looks in on his prisoner and

says, “Lucky for you the chief is at his daughters wedding. He’ll be in a good

mood when he gets back.”

“Don’t count on it.” answers the motorist. “I’m the groom.”

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