You have to smile 😀

Two Ladies Talking in  Heaven 

1st woman:    Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman:   Hi! Sylvia.  How’d you die?

1st woman:    I froze to death.

2nd woman:   How horrible!

1st woman:    It wasn’t so bad. After I quit  shaking from the cold, I began to get
Warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman:   I died of a  massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
Was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.  But instead, I found
Him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman:    So, what happened?

2nd woman:   I was so sure there was another woman  there somewhere that I
Started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,
And down into the basement.  Then I went through every closet and checked
Under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I
Became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman:   Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer — we’d both still be alive ..

😬

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