Only in this world drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the pharmacy to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in This World do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet Coke.
Only in This World do Banks leave vault doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.
Only in This World do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in This World do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.
Only in This World do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word? And
Why is it that Doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on aeroplanes? Why
don’t they make the whole plane out of the stuff?!
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
I like this one!
If con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe
even a chuckle)..in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to
smile every once in a while.