Mother knows best. ๐ŸŒน

Elsie had an answer for everything.
Elsie had an answer for everything.


I spoke to my mother this morning to ask how she was, this was our conversation.



Me: Hi mum, how are you doing today?

Mum: I am just watching out of the window, itโ€™s all happening across road

Me: you mean with the new man

Mum: The new man (T ) who I now think is gay

Me: What! ๐Ÿ˜ณ Even when you said he couldnโ€™t be because he has had a heart attack

Mum: Hmm, very funny. You know that box that he has on his window bottom in the room

Me: Yes

Mum: Well itโ€™s a security camera and him next door (that is the neighbour she does not get on with) has been across to say that it he is not happy that the camera is facing towards his house

Me: blimey

Mum: Hmm, I thought you would be interested, they have been shouting at each other. The new man says he has permission from the police to have the camera because he had so much trouble where he lived before and he told him next door that it was not facing his house, it was facing his own gate and car

Me: hmm

Mum: Although my other next-door neighbour (P (he is gay too)) told me that the new man (T) has caught him on camera next door taking his dog out at 1am on a morning and walking up and down the cul-de-sac

Me: What! maybe I should get you a security camera then when there is nothing interesting on the tv or no good horse racing for you to watch you can watch the cul-de-sac station

Mum: itโ€™s a tale, I have enough seeing what is happening from my window, Although P is getting a camera because he is sure that this fool next door is letting his dog foul in his garden in the middle of the night and he wants to present the evidence to the council. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Me: Itโ€™s not boring where you live is it?

Mum: No, itโ€™s not, now I have to get off because I canโ€™t hear what they are saying with you butting in goodbye

Me: Goodbye, talking to myself


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  1. Oh gosh Elaine! How could you keep your poor mum from hearing what the neighbors are talking about, you awful daughter you! She keeps me in stitches! I love that he couldn’t be gay cause he had a heart attack! George even cracked up over that remark!lol

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  2. Haha the best part of living around neighbours is all the free entertainment!
    I actually have a neighbour who’s an Elvis impersonator who is so interesting and nice!

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