I spoke to my mother this morning to ask how she was, this was our conversation.
Me: Hi mum, how are you doing today?
Mum: I am just watching out of the window, it’s all happening across road
Me: you mean with the new man
Mum: The new man (T ) who I now think is gay
Me: What! 😳 Even when you said he couldn’t be because he has had a heart attack
Mum: Hmm, very funny. You know that box that he has on his window bottom in the room
Mum: Well it’s a security camera and him next door (that is the neighbour she does not get on with) has been across to say that it he is not happy that the camera is facing towards his house
Mum: Hmm, I thought you would be interested, they have been shouting at each other. The new man says he has permission from the police to have the camera because he had so much trouble where he lived before and he told him next door that it was not facing his house, it was facing his own gate and car
Mum: Although my other next-door neighbour (P (he is gay too)) told me that the new man (T) has caught him on camera next door taking his dog out at 1am on a morning and walking up and down the cul-de-sac
Me: What! maybe I should get you a security camera then when there is nothing interesting on the tv or no good horse racing for you to watch you can watch the cul-de-sac station
Mum: it’s a tale, I have enough seeing what is happening from my window, Although P is getting a camera because he is sure that this fool next door is letting his dog foul in his garden in the middle of the night and he wants to present the evidence to the council. 😬🐶😬
Me: It’s not boring where you live is it?
Mum: No, it’s not, now I have to get off because I can’t hear what they are saying with you butting in goodbye
Me: Goodbye, talking to myself
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