I rang my mother this morning to check that she was still alive, she was and our conversation went like this.
Me: Hello Mum are you ok today?
Mum: I was just about to have a nap
Me: Why, are you tired?
Mum: Yes, I’m 86 on Friday
Me: Oh, are you playing that card now, you’re 86 next
Mum: laughing, yes, I am
Me: You should be sitting in the garden in the sunshine getting a dose of vitamin D
Mum: I need a nap, not vitamin D
Mum: Hmm, I rang your uncle last night he was 89 the other day
Me: Now that is old
Mum: Yes and the poor beggar is still waiting on his wife hand and foot, she had a word with me too
Me: What did she have to say
Mum: She told me she can’t stop weeing
Mum: I told her she was lucky I have to take water pills to make me wee,
Me: Too much information mother
Mum: She said she has a hospital appointment this week
Me: Oh dear
Mum: She says she is going to have bottocks
Me: What’s bottocks?
Mum: I don’t really know, but its supposed to stop her weeing all the time
Me: (the penny dropping) Do you mean Botox?
Mum: Yes, that’s what I said, they are going to inject it into her bladder
Me: I’m needing to go to the loo myself because I was laughing that much.
Mum: What are you laughing at?
Me: You don’t know how funny you are, I feel this could be a post for the website.
Mum: NO, don’t put this on your site she may read it
Mum: No, it should be alright, they won’t even pay for Sky TV so I doubt they have the internet. You can put it on, now I’m going for my afternoon nap. Bye.
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