I rang my mother this morning to check that she was still alive, she was and our conversation went like this.
Me: Hello Mum are you ok today?
Mum: I was just about to have a nap
Me: Why, are you tired?
Mum: Yes, I’m 86 on Friday
Me: Oh, are you playing that card now, you’re 86 next
Mum: laughing, yes, I am
Me: You should be sitting in the garden in the sunshine getting a dose of vitamin D
Mum: I need a nap, not vitamin D
Me: okay
Mum: Hmm, I rang your uncle last night he was 89 the other day
Me: Now that is old
Mum: Yes and the poor beggar is still waiting on his wife hand and foot, she had a word with me too
Me: What did she have to say
Mum: She told me she can’t stop weeing
Me: What!
Mum: I told her she was lucky I have to take water pills to make me wee,
Me: Too much information mother
Mum: She said she has a hospital appointment this week
Me: Oh dear
Mum: She says she is going to have bottocks
Me: What’s bottocks?
Mum: I don’t really know, but its supposed to stop her weeing all the time
Me: (the penny dropping) Do you mean Botox?
Mum: Yes, that’s what I said, they are going to inject it into her bladder
Me: I’m needing to go to the loo myself because I was laughing that much.
Mum: What are you laughing at?
Me: You don’t know how funny you are, I feel this could be a post for the website.
Mum: NO, don’t put this on your site she may read it
Me: What!
Mum: No, it should be alright, they won’t even pay for Sky TV so I doubt they have the internet. You can put it on, now I’m going for my afternoon nap. Bye.
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LOL buttocks!!
I can’t believe an 86 year old is calling an 89 year old OLD. I mean, really? 😀
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I know lol. 😊
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Brilliant, funny mom.
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She does not realise how funny she is 😃
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😂 just just made my day!!
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😂👍
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I need to invest in some ladies protective undergarments if you are going to keep putting yours and mums conversations in here! My lord she makes me laugh!
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Oh the stories I could tell you 😳 you would have to read them on the loo 🙄
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Oh my gosh, I am laughing so hard 🙂 Especially love the last line. My! She is a character.
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You are too much. So glad you have such a great relationship with your mum. And you are correct, she does have a way about her that provides you with some great material.
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Hahaha you’re mum is so insanely amusing! I really hope your aunt isn’t reading this 😂😂
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Lol, she won’t, even mum doesn’t read them! If ever I disappear you will know that she has read them 😩
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Lol if bad things start happening to you and your paintings start disappearing it means she’s been reading your site 😜
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😳
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lol omg hilariously funny and delightful, Elaine. ty ever so much for sharing.
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Your welcome, it’s good to have a laugh x
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It is, I welcomed it more today than ever.
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Yikes! I can’t think how that would help. Gives me the creeps thinking of it. Does she have a good dr?
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I’ve no idea, mum has probably got it all wrong 😬
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Haha!! Your Mom is awesome 👏❤️
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Hilarious. Thanks for sharing this.
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Enjoyed it
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