I rang my mum last night and we had the following conversation which I thought I would share with you
Me:…..Hi Mum, how are you today
Mum: ….. I got an email and I’m not happy
Me:….. looking at the clock thinking this could be a long conversation.
Mum:….. I could not believe it when I got this email
Me: ….. yes and what did it say?
Mum: it said, Hello, I bet you are wondering how I got your email address.
Me:….. ok and…..
Mum: give me a minute I am telling you, you’re so impatient at times.
Me: switching the phone on to loud-speaker so John could hear.
Mum: Like I said before you interrupted me, I got this email
Me: making a gesture to John of winding up the clock.
Mum: are you listening
Me: yes and I’m losing the will to live here.
Mum: Hmm, the email said I bet you are wondering how I got your email , my name is Anne and I wondered if you are looking for a bit of fun
At this point John nearly spat out the tea he was drinking and I started to giggle.
Me: What ! she wondered if you wanted some fun?
Mum:…. yes, fun, she was obviously a lesbian and she wanted me to have fun with her
John had to go out of the room then I could see that he was going to laugh out loud
Me: where had that come from?
Mum: I am wondering if it is anything to do with those trousers I ordered online. Perhaps she works in the office.
Me: I could recognise the danger signals here! No mother please tell me that you have not rung them.
Mum: well I was thinking about it and just asking if someone called Anne worked their.
Me: MOTHER NO !, it will just be a random email going round. Spam it.
Mum: I am thinking about packing this internet lark in, it was bad enough when I was on Facebook
Me: Oh yeah, when you joined so that you could see some photo’s of the grandchildren and great-grandchildren.
Mum: Yes, and what did I get then, a young man sending me messages saying he found me very attractive. He was thinking I had a bob or two (money in the bank)
Me: well you know what I think of Facebook, I won’t entertain it.
Mum: hmm well I have put the email in my spam box, I hope I don’t get anymore
Me:… You and me both. Promise me mother you won’t ring that catalogue place up and ask if someone called Anne works there.
Mum: I will do what I like, is that it? I have things to do today.
Goodbye and the phone went dead.
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