Mother and the mystery of online shopping. 🌹

Elaine31/01/201706/02/2019My mother

My mother can’t understand why she is never successful with online clothes shopping this was our conversation.

Me: Hello Mum, how are you today.

Mum: I have just been emailing a company to tell them that the clothes that they sell are rubbish.. I don’t know what has happened to clothes, they are never big enough now.

Me: You don’t think you need to order a bigger size then?

Mum: WHAT in the body? I am not suddenly longer waisted

Me: No but surely if you order a larger size, the trousers would pull up further

Mum: What are you talking about, they would be too big round my backside then.

Me: (I can’t help myself) Do you think it is maybe because you are a funny shape

Mum: AM I HELL a funny shape, you’re the funny shape

Me: It always comes back to me, do you make any wonder I grew up feeling self-conscious with a parent like you.

Mum: Hmm did I ever tell you that you were adopted .

Me: Goodbye adopted mother!

I could hear her laughing as I put the phone down, I love my mother she has a brilliant sense of humour. I just hope she never reads these or she would not be happy!

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yudithc says:

31/01/2017 at 4:43 pm

It’s nice, her a sense of humour.

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1. Elaine's Bloggers Paradise says:
  
  31/01/2017 at 4:48 pm
  
  It is indeed 🙊
  
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Covert Novelist says:

31/01/2017 at 9:18 pm

Love her humour, and yours.

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1. Elaine's Bloggers Paradise says:
  
  31/01/2017 at 9:20 pm
  
  Thanks, the bad thing is even I can see myself in her! 😳
  
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  1. Covert Novelist says:
    
    31/01/2017 at 9:25 pm
    
    Perhaps that’s the good thing, you entertain everyone around you! Like me for instance snickers loudly.
    
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    1. Elaine's Bloggers Paradise says:
      
      31/01/2017 at 9:27 pm
      
      It’s good to laugh, it’s good for the soul x
      
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      1. Covert Novelist says:
        
        31/01/2017 at 10:04 pm
        
        Laughter and music lessen pain too so it’s a double whammy in reality.
        
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        Elaine's Bloggers Paradise says:
        
        31/01/2017 at 10:05 pm
        
        I think music releases pain 😳
        
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        Covert Novelist says:
        
        31/01/2017 at 10:06 pm
        
        I know it’s a given for me, when I listen to music, it refreshes the soul and I’m in less pain, for hours afterward.
        
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        Elaine's Bloggers Paradise says:
        
        31/01/2017 at 10:07 pm
        
        That’s great. 🌹
        
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durgakrishnan says:

07/02/2017 at 10:48 am

Lol! That was really a nice read even your previous pH call post 🙂

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Soul Gifts says:

02/06/2017 at 12:24 pm

So, you’re into risk taking then, blogging about your mum !

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1. roseelaineblog says:
  
  02/06/2017 at 12:25 pm
  
  Massively 😬😳🙄
  
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