My mother can’t understand why she is never successful with online clothes shopping this was our conversation.
Me: Hello Mum, how are you today.
Mum: I have just been emailing a company to tell them that the clothes that they sell are rubbish.. I don’t know what has happened to clothes, they are never big enough now.
Me: You don’t think you need to order a bigger size then?
Mum: WHAT in the body? I am not suddenly longer waisted
Me: No but surely if you order a larger size, the trousers would pull up further
Mum: What are you talking about, they would be too big round my backside then.
Me: (I can’t help myself) Do you think it is maybe because you are a funny shape
Mum: AM I HELL a funny shape, you’re the funny shape
Me: It always comes back to me, do you make any wonder I grew up feeling self-conscious with a parent like you.
Mum: Hmm did I ever tell you that you were adopted .
Me: Goodbye adopted mother!
I could hear her laughing as I put the phone down, I love my mother she has a brilliant sense of humour. I just hope she never reads these or she would not be happy!
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