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Mother and the mystery of online shopping. 🌹
My mother can’t understand why she is never successful with online clothes shopping this was our conversation.
Me: Hello Mum, how are you today.
Mum: I have just been emailing a company to tell them that the clothes that they sell are rubbish.. I don’t know what has happened to clothes, they are never big enough now.
Me: You don’t think you need to order a bigger size then?
Mum: WHAT in the body? I am not suddenly longer waisted
Me: No but surely if you order a larger size, the trousers would pull up further
Mum: What are you talking about, they would be too big round my backside then.
Me: (I can’t help myself) Do you think it is maybe because you are a funny shape
Mum: AM I HELL a funny shape, you’re the funny shape
Me: It always comes back to me, do you make any wonder I grew up feeling self-conscious with a parent like you.
Mum: Hmm did I ever tell you that you were adopted .
Me: Goodbye adopted mother!
I could hear her laughing as I put the phone down, I love my mother she has a brilliant sense of humour. I just hope she never reads these or she would not be happy!
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It’s nice, her a sense of humour.
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It is indeed 🙊
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Love her humour, and yours.
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Thanks, the bad thing is even I can see myself in her! 😳
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Perhaps that’s the good thing, you entertain everyone around you! Like me for instance snickers loudly.
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It’s good to laugh, it’s good for the soul x
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Laughter and music lessen pain too so it’s a double whammy in reality.
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I think music releases pain 😳
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I know it’s a given for me, when I listen to music, it refreshes the soul and I’m in less pain, for hours afterward.
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That’s great. 🌹
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Lol! That was really a nice read even your previous pH call post 🙂
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So, you’re into risk taking then, blogging about your mum !
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Massively 😬😳🙄
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