I have just given my mum a call to see how she is faring today and she sounded quite down in the dumps. Our conversation went like this:
Me: Hello, did you sleep well
Mum: Not so bad
Me: You sound fed up are you alright, how is your mate doing. (meaning the fly)
Mum: I saw a little black speck on my kitchen floor and on closer inspection it was the fly, it’s dead.
Me: Well you did not want it flying round did you?
Mum: I did not mind it as long as it did not settle on my head when I was trying to have my afternoon nap
Me: Trying not to laugh, but failing, Well you had sprayed it a lot
Mum: I know
Me: So you did want it gone
Mum: It was not doing any harm really
Me: Well its gone to the great fly gravesite in the sky
Mum: I don’t suppose it had anything to eat
Me: What do flies actually eat
Mum: I don’t know.
Me: Are you going to draw the curtains as a sign of respect
Mum: Dont be so cheeky, have some respect.
Me: Why don’t you get a budgie again
Mum: I don’t want a budgie, the seed gets all over, they make such a mess
Me: Well you liked Joey (previous budgie) when we had him
Mum: Yes until he laid an egg and we had to rename him Josephine
Me: Oh yes and we put the egg in the airing cupboard to see if it would hatch out (why did we do that ??? )
Mum: Yes we did, but nothing happened !
Me: Happy memories eh!
Mum: Hmmm
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haha – you put the egg in the airing cupboard to see if it would hatch 🙂 🙂
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I know! I can’t believe it myself, I was very young 😊 well about 12 🙄😳
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I do so love your humor. Please keep them coming.
Irwin
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Thank you, my mum inspires me every day, she doesn’t mean to 😳 but she feeds me the words 😬
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We had a budgie, also named Joey.
Loved the conversation style & your mom & the fly.
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I think everyone had a budgie called joey at one time 🙂 she is 85 and a half now and I do worry that she won’t always be here!
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Time is precious! Separate from my Richard story, our stewardess coming back home explained that she had recently survives breast cancer, though two of her colleagues did not. Hold on to what/who you can while you can, right?
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When you put it like that YES
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Elaine you are so funny! I love your mum too. My budgie was called Billy 😉
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Thanks, budgies were so popular then lol, it’s funny I had forgot all about them.🐣
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LMAO that was delightfully funny, omg
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Thank you 😜
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